Glasses

You want a Britain that spends on steel, ships and soldiers before it spends on childcare vouchers and Manchester summits — a country that looks after its own indigenous concerns first and treats "levelling up" as a test to be failed by whoever's holding the title this week, Tory or Labour. Defence spending to meet the Moscow test: yes. Ed Miliband as chancellor: absolutely not.

You're not a reflexive contrarian — you sided with the national majority on two in three recent votes — but where you break, you break hard: you don't buy Andy Burnham's growth plan, his ten-year plan, or his bid to hoover power out of Whitehall, all while most of the country was still undecided or leaning his way.

Grimsby and Cleethorpes usually has your back, and on the votes that sting most — indigenous concerns, Burnham's ten-year plan, power to the regions — your area didn't just agree, it agreed unanimously. This is a profile grown from a place that feels done with being managed from elsewhere, and you're its clearest voice.

You've never voted on education, transport, agriculture or the environment — for a man this decided on welfare and defence, that's a curiously quiet flank, and it means your worldview is still missing half its furniture.

This is only 37 scored votes deep — early days, but the shape is already unmistakable. Vote on the gaps and we'll find out if the Grievance Realist holds up under pressure from the categories he's avoided.