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4 September 2026 · after 215 votes
The Worker-State Internationalist
4 September 2026 · after 215 votes
The Worker-State Internationalist
You are building a worker-centred, outward-looking UK: one that taxes great wealth, funds SEND, protects tenants and treats unemployment as a failure of opportunity rather than character. You are not nostalgic for a smaller state; you want one capable of building, regulating and investing, from HS2 to cleaner housing and energy. Your distinctive demand is practical solidarity. Jobs, wages and public provision matter because they give people agency, not merely because they redistribute income. Alongside that runs a firm belief that the UK must pay for its defence: security is a public responsibility, not an optional extra.
Since The Green Security Maverick, your clearest move is economic: you crossed from Centre Right into Centre Left, with recent votes for a wealth tax and against cutting home-working pay making the turn unmistakable.
On 22 August, you voted against mandatory labelling for all halal food sold in the UK, though 92% of the country backed it. That is a revealing refusal to turn consumer regulation into a signal of suspicion towards a minority faith.
You often travel with the national majority on clean lobbying, repairing potholes and restraining mega-donors, but your immigration and rights votes repeatedly put you elsewhere. You opposed lower immigration, backed asylum seekers’ right to work and rejected replacing human-rights treaties with a domestic substitute: the UK you want is governed through representative institutions, not a running plebiscite.
Your next 48 votes unlock a fresh read; the open thread is whether your economic turn becomes the organising principle of this already unusually expansive statecraft.
29 August 2026 · after 167 votes · current
The Green Security Maverick
29 August 2026 · after 167 votes · current
The Green Security Maverick
You want a more equal, greener UK with expansive welfare, migrant rights and public services, backed by a state willing to defend itself and govern firmly. Your own words capture the economic instinct: modernisation can build wealth, but “the gains were distributed unevenly”; redistribution matters more than supply-side optimism.
You have moved from The Armoured Green Social Democrat to The Green Security Maverick: still unmistakably left, now more decisive on foreign policy and constitutional restraint. Justice and the economy have softened towards the centre, immigration and welfare have pushed further left, and your defence-first realism has become harder to miss.
You are neither a habitual dissenter nor a crowd-follower: your record is roughly split against and with the UK majority. You often stand apart on questions of solidarity and social provision, including universal free school meals and rehabilitation, while joining the nation on firmer positions around Sharia councils, hate incidents and Palestine Action.
The open thread is how far your progressive social democracy can stretch alongside a more assertive, security-minded view of the UK; ten more votes will sharpen that answer. This read finally has your whole record behind it, and each new ballot will make the picture truer.
26 August 2026 · after 143 votes
The Armoured Green Social Democrat
26 August 2026 · after 143 votes
The Armoured Green Social Democrat
You want a more humane, greener UK: expansive welfare, strong rights, serious public investment and a liberal immigration settlement. But you are no pacifist or economic collectivist — you trust markets, resist sweeping constitutional redesign, and repeatedly choose defence, Western alignment and fiscal restraint when the left’s instincts pull elsewhere. Your objection to the “biased” Israel-lobby question captures the method: distrust the loaded premise before accepting the fashionable conclusion.
You have moved from The Social-Democratic Dissenter to a sharper, more internally divided version of the same creed: harder left on immigration and rights, while nudging right on constitutional questions and newly testing the waters on foreign policy. The core tension has held — social protection and environmental ambition balanced by military strength, inherited institutions and a willingness to defend markets.
You are not a reliable counter-majoritarian: across the recent record, you have split evenly with the UK’s majority. Still, your progressive instincts often run against the national grain — on refugees, trans rights, religious slaughter and demographic change — while your right-leaning votes on inheritance, universities, constitutional continuity and Russia place you unexpectedly alongside the country.
Your record is already unusually distinctive; the open question is whether constitutional traditionalism and defence-first internationalism become a durable second centre of gravity. Ten more votes will unlock a fresh read, and every ballot will make the picture truer — especially where your green, egalitarian politics meets your hard-headed view of power.
23 August 2026 · after 119 votes
The Social-Democratic Dissenter
23 August 2026 · after 119 votes
The Social-Democratic Dissenter
You want a protective, greener UK: generous on welfare, firm on rights, public ownership and environmental action, but tougher on defence and more comfortable with markets than your left instincts might suggest. You distrust punitive welfare politics, yet your opposition to replacing the monarchy or handing institutions to randomly chosen citizens reveals a surprisingly traditional constitutional streak.
A while back you were The Armoured Egalitarian; you have held that core identity, but sharpened it into a more rights-conscious and constitutionally cautious leftism. Welfare has moved further left, rights have crossed into the left, while justice has edged right and constitutional questions now pull you towards the centre-right.
You are neither a habitual contrarian nor a reliable follower: you sided with the UK majority about as often as you opposed it, agreeing with the country on foreign-benefit restrictions and harsher sentencing while rejecting its instinct to make welfare more conditional. Your defining tension is clear in the phrase “ludicrous green agenda”: you support environmental action, but resist the language and methods of fashionable climate politics.
Your next ten votes will test whether the market-minded defender can live comfortably with the social democrat who keeps moving left on welfare and rights; the picture only gets truer with every vote.
20 August 2026 · after 95 votes
The Armoured Egalitarian
20 August 2026 · after 95 votes
The Armoured Egalitarian
You want a more generous, greener and constitutionally open UK—but not a softer one: you reject benefit cuts, religious bans and the retreat from international protections, while backing reindustrialisation, military readiness and firm institutional standards. Your politics are egalitarian in social policy, yet unusually unsentimental about national security and economic discipline.
You have moved from The Green-Market Dissenter to The Armoured Egalitarian: still green and sceptical of easy consensus, but now more clearly left on welfare and rights, with your centre-right economic instinct intact. The old market-minded, defence-first balance has not disappeared; it has become a sharper argument for a protective state that can also defend itself.
You are almost perfectly willing to stand apart from the national mood, especially when the majority backs benefit sanctions, religious restrictions or tougher migration measures. Yet you are not reflexively oppositional: you joined the country on reindustrialisation, police fitness and alcohol-tax reform, making your dissent feel principled rather than performative.
Your open question is whether your expansive social vision can coexist with the economic restraint and defence spending you increasingly accept; this established read finally has the whole record behind it. Ten more votes will sharpen that fault line—and make the picture truer still.
17 August 2026 · after 71 votes
The Green-Market Dissenter
17 August 2026 · after 71 votes
The Green-Market Dissenter
You want a socially generous, environmentally serious UK that still believes in fiscal restraint, private enterprise and a capable state. Your politics are unusually hybrid: strongly left on immigration, education, welfare and climate, but consistently right on the economy and defence — backing stronger military spending while rejecting ECHR withdrawal and demographic restriction.
You have moved from The Green-Market Disciplinarian to The Green-Market Dissenter: broadly holding steady, but becoming more willing to challenge the political settlement itself. Public ownership of water, abolition of royal constitutional duties and a written constitution point to a more republican, interventionist streak, even as your refusal of proportional representation and opposition to inheritance-tax expansion preserve the old discipline.
You are neither a reliable outsider nor a comfortable member of the majority: your record lands about as often against the UK as with it. The sharpest break is economic and constitutional — resisting a larger inheritance-tax net, rejecting PR and even declining to call falling home ownership a serious problem while voting for public water and a written constitution.
Your unresolved question is whether market discipline remains the boundary around a broad social vision, or whether public control and constitutional reform are becoming principles in their own right. Ten more votes will sharpen that fault line and earn a fresher read; every ballot makes the portrait truer.
15 August 2026 · after 55 votes
The Green-Market Disciplinarian
15 August 2026 · after 55 votes
The Green-Market Disciplinarian
You want a more educated, greener, more humane UK — but not a permissive or economically careless one. Your left convictions are strongest on immigration, education and the environment, while your rightward votes on defence and the economy reveal a belief that solidarity needs structure, security and sound finances.
You were The Free-Market Egalitarian; you have not abandoned that balance, but you have sharpened its edges. Since that read, you have backed climate action, rejected welfare cuts and anti-migrant measures, yet supported armed forces at national borders and defended a more disciplined, security-minded state.
You are a genuine cross-current voter: the nation often moves with you on security and cultural restraint, but you resist its appetite for migration caps, leaving the ECHR and restricting demographic change. Your “no” to firearms and welfare cuts shows that your toughness stops well short of a survival-of-the-fittest politics.
Your open question is whether economic discipline remains a firm boundary or yields to the more expansive instincts of your green, educational and welfare politics. Ten more votes will sharpen the answer — each ballot makes this living picture truer and reveals which side of that tension finally leads.
13 August 2026 · after 40 votes
The Free-Market Egalitarian
13 August 2026 · after 40 votes
The Free-Market Egalitarian
You are a centre-left voter with an unusual division of labour: expansive on immigration, climate action and education, but resistant to higher taxes and state-heavy economics. You want a fairer, more open country that still rewards enterprise and keeps its finances under control — “more council homes”, yes; a land-value-tax overhaul or bank-tax rises, no.
You have moved from The Centrist Immigration Dissenter to a sharper free-market egalitarian: the immigration instinct remains, but your green and education commitments now stand out more clearly. Recent votes show you resisting deportation politics and an ICE force, while backing stronger net-zero rules and ending SATs — a leftward cultural and social edge, even as your economic restraint holds.
You are neither reliably majoritarian nor performatively oppositional: your record splits almost evenly from the national mood. The tension is telling — you side with the UK on defending parliamentary democracy and protecting people from AI replicas, but reject its appetite for foreign-prisoner deportations and faster climate policy.
Your next ten votes will test whether economic restraint is a fixed principle or simply the exception inside a widening progressive politics; the picture sharpens every time you vote, and becomes truer with each new choice.
11 August 2026 · after 24 votes
The Centrist Immigration Dissenter
11 August 2026 · after 24 votes
The Centrist Immigration Dissenter
You are a centrist with a firm economic and institutional spine: wary of new taxes, sceptical of soft justice, and comfortable with a stronger defence of rights and order. But immigration is your exception to the rule—you reject both mass deportation and the idea that migration alone explains failing services, while still backing a welfare brake for migrants and tighter rules on overseas property buying.
A while back, you were The Cautious Centre-Left; now you are better described as The Centrist Immigration Dissenter. You have sharpened rightward on tax, economics and justice, but held—and clarified—the older centre-left instinct that immigration problems cannot be solved by simply making migrants the explanation.
You are neither a habitual rebel nor a crowd follower, siding with the UK majority about as often as not. Your most revealing breaks come when the nation wants a simple answer: you reject net migration as the master cause of service pressure, oppose blanket deportation, and still support an independent foreign policy.
Your record is now coherent but still relatively young: the open question is whether your economic discipline will spread into welfare and public services, or remain balanced by a stubbornly non-populist immigration view. Ten more votes will earn a fresh read—and each one will make this picture sharper, more personal and harder to fake.
9 August 2026 · after 8 votes
The Cautious Centre-Left
9 August 2026 · after 8 votes
The Cautious Centre-Left
You are an early-days centre-left voter: instinctively supportive of council housing, major public infrastructure and a less accusatory view of immigration, but not reflexively progressive. You want a more capable, fairer UK — one willing to build, invest and defend itself, without turning every national question into a culture-war loyalty test.
You sit close to the country’s middle: sometimes with the national majority, sometimes against it. You backed HS2 and English devolution when the UK was unconvinced, while joining the majority on defence spending and council housebuilding; your record suggests independence rather than a settled tribal allegiance.
Eight votes give you a direction, not yet a finished political identity — the open question is whether your centre-left economics will ultimately outweigh your harder instincts on defence and cultural questions. Your next 10 votes will earn a sharper read, and each one will make the picture truer.