AlexHolstead
25 August 2026 · after 228 votes
The Ecological Border Hardliner
25 August 2026 · after 228 votes
The Ecological Border Hardliner
You want a firmer, more orderly UK: controlled migration, tougher justice, stronger constitutional authority and fewer concessions to institutional fashion. But you are no standard Conservative—your welfare, environmental and energy instincts are distinctly left, and your support for mandatory air conditioning reflects a practical climate politics: “UK homes don’t need it” is not good enough.
You have moved from The Green Disciplinarian to a sharper ecological border hardliner: the green conscience remains, but immigration has crossed into Hard Right territory while governance and rights have nudged right. You are holding steady in your unusual shape, though your welfare vote has moved slightly right and your opposition to criminal disqualification shows that authority still has limits.
You are neither reliably with nor against the UK majority, but you often take the more severe position on borders, gender and national identity—even when the country agrees. Your tension is clearest on punishment: you reject making offenders repay the cost of justice, despite your otherwise strong law-and-order instincts.
You run somewhat with your Centre-leaning circle, but not in lockstep. JamieMurray is your clear ally, especially on Environment and Energy; Slawomir is your biggest clash—close on Rights and Health, but divided over the green questions that make your politics distinctive.
Your next ten votes will show whether the green leftism is a permanent principle or the last restraint on a harder border politics; every vote sharpens the picture.
23 August 2026 · after 212 votes
The Green Disciplinarian
23 August 2026 · after 212 votes
The Green Disciplinarian
You want a firmer UK: controlled borders, serious punishment, stronger institutions and less indulgence for crime or dependency. But you are no small-state purist; you vote left on welfare, public provision, climate and energy, imagining a country that is both more disciplined and more socially protective. Your support for mandatory air conditioning comes from a distinctly practical environmentalism: heat-related deaths make “UK homes don’t need it” sound ridiculous.
You have moved from The Green Welfare-Conservative to a sharper Green Disciplinarian, but the underlying bargain has held: right on immigration, rights and justice, left on welfare and the environment. Recently you hardened within those existing bands on immigration, welfare and justice rather than changing sides — more welfare brake, more border control, more punishment, without surrendering your green instincts.
You are roughly as likely to resist the national majority as follow it, which makes you less tribal than your rightward edge suggests. The country often travels with you on welfare restrictions and tougher justice, but your climate-first instincts and suspicion of military or institutional orthodoxies mark you out.
You run with your circle only loosely, agreeing just over half the time. JamieMurray is your natural ally, especially on environment and energy; Slawomir is the revealing clash — shared ground on rights and health, but a sharp split over the green questions that define your unusual coalition.
Your next ten votes will test whether the welfare brake keeps tightening while your green bargain survives; every vote makes this rare profile truer.
22 August 2026 · after 202 votes · current
The Green Welfare-Conservative
22 August 2026 · after 202 votes · current
The Green Welfare-Conservative
You are a culturally firm, institution-minded voter with a surprisingly protective economic conscience: sceptical of migration, lenient treatment and constitutional looseness, but unwilling to make working-age welfare or public ownership the price of order. Your vision is a greener, tougher UK that enforces rules without abandoning solidarity — an unusual blend of the welfare left and the law-and-borders right.
A while back, you were The Green Order Dissenter; now you are holding that same rare shape, but with sharper edges on immigration, rights and justice. Nothing has changed political band, yet your recent votes have made the authority-first side more definite without dislodging your deep commitment to welfare and the environment.
You are neither a habitual outsider nor a reliable follower of the national mood: your record is about evenly divided against the country’s majority. You have joined the UK on some hard-line questions, but rejected the easy right-wing answer on green energy and benefits — including backing climate adaptation over a larger military bill.
You run with your circle more often than against it, but not in lockstep. JamieMurray is your closest ally, especially on environment and energy, while you part ways on elections; Slawomir is your sharpest clash, despite agreement on rights and health, because your environmental and energy instincts pull in opposite directions.
Your next 10 votes will test whether this is a settled green social conservatism or a temporary truce between two political selves; the picture sharpens every time you vote, and the next read will make that tension truer.
20 August 2026 · after 186 votes
The Green Order Dissenter
20 August 2026 · after 186 votes
The Green Order Dissenter
You want a firmer, more self-governing UK: controlled borders, enforceable rules, constitutional confidence and consequences for wrongdoing. But you are no simple right-winger; your defining refusal is to sacrifice welfare, public ownership or climate action to that order. You can vote for community work for prisoners while rejecting benefit cuts — a disciplinarian who still believes solidarity is part of the social contract.
You have moved from The Green Order Egalitarian to a sharper green-order dissenter: the green core has held, while your instincts on immigration, justice and constitutional authority have hardened. Welfare has edged back from the hard left, but your opposition to refocusing money away from working-age benefits shows control has not yet defeated solidarity.
You are neither a reliable majoritarian nor a permanent contrarian: you landed with the UK on roughly two-thirds of recent votes, but your most revealing choices often run against its mood. The nation may support benefit restraint or domestic energy, yet you keep choosing public provision and a faster green transition; on borders and national identity, you stand closer to the country’s firmer edge.
You run with your circle only slightly more than you resist it. JamieMurray is your clear ally, especially on environment and energy, while Slawomir is your sharpest clash: shared ground on rights and health, but a fundamental split over the green project.
Your live question is whether welfare and environmental solidarity remain the conscience of an increasingly ordered politics. Ten more votes will sharpen that answer, and every vote makes the picture truer; at 300, the whole arc becomes definitive.
18 August 2026 · after 170 votes
The Green Order Egalitarian
18 August 2026 · after 170 votes
The Green Order Egalitarian
You want a more ordered UK without abandoning the social contract: firmer borders, tougher justice and stronger institutions, alongside public ownership, environmental action and protection for people out of work. Your politics are unusually double-edged — you can demand discipline from the state while refusing to make welfare claimants carry the whole burden.
A while back, you were The Green Disciplinarian: centre-left in destination, with borders and order as your guardrails. You have not abandoned that settlement, but you have sharpened its constitutional and cultural edge — resisting Scottish independence, defending the monarchy’s role and backing a general election — while holding firm against more oil, harsher workfare and the welfare brake.
You are neither a reliable dissenter nor a comfortable majoritarian: you have landed with the UK more often than not, but your most revealing votes run against its instincts. The nation’s appetite for more oil and compulsory community service is exactly where your environmental conscience and economic egalitarianism refuse to follow.
You run with your circle only loosely, agreeing on 58% of shared votes. JamieMurray is your natural ally on environment and education, while HoneyBodger exposes your fault line: you meet on the economy, but part ways sharply on governance and immigration.
Your open question is whether order remains the framework for solidarity or starts crowding it out; ten more votes will show which side is gaining ground. Keep voting — the picture sharpens with every ballot, and your next ten unlock a fresher, truer read.
16 August 2026 · after 154 votes
The Green Disciplinarian
16 August 2026 · after 154 votes
The Green Disciplinarian
You want a greener, more economically protective UK with a firmer idea of belonging: welfare should be defended, climate action accelerated, but borders controlled and standards enforced. You are not a soft-left voter; you repeatedly choose the welfare brake’s opposite while demanding tougher immigration rules, stronger justice and more disciplined education and governance.
You were The Hard-Border Egalitarian; you have not abandoned that core, but you have become more visibly green and more resistant to the right’s maximalism. Recent votes favour climate adaptation over military expansion, reject leaving the ECHR and oppose private firearms — a sharper distinction between order and ideological overreach.
You usually travel with the national majority, but your dissent is revealing: you backed climate investment when the country preferred defence, rejected an ECHR withdrawal when most voters supported it, and opposed police targeting compliant citizens despite a heavy majority in favour. Your instinct is reforming and protective, not simply punitive.
You run with your circle only loosely, agreeing on just over half of shared votes. JamieMurray is your natural ally — especially on environment and education — while HoneyBodger exposes your fault line: you meet on the economy, then part company over governance and immigration.
Your open question is whether your green, welfare-minded centre-left can keep its hard edge on borders without being pulled into culture-war politics. Ten more votes will sharpen that balance — and make this living picture truer.
14 August 2026 · after 139 votes
The Hard-Border Egalitarian
14 August 2026 · after 139 votes
The Hard-Border Egalitarian
You want a UK that is generous to people who belong, demanding about who enters, and serious about decarbonising without surrendering social protection. Your politics are an unusual braid: immigration, justice and cultural questions pull firmly right, while welfare, energy and the environment pull just as firmly left; you are less a centrist than a national egalitarian with enforcement instincts.
A while back, you were The Orderly Egalitarian: solidarity inside a tightly governed national framework. You have held that structure, but sharpened both edges — more insistent on migration limits and cultural confidence, while voting against benefit cuts and for faster net zero.
You usually travel with the national majority, but your loyalties are not simply majoritarian: you backed Scotland remaining in the UK and stronger climate rules even when the country was decisively cooler. The tension is revealing — you distrust uncontrolled borders and permissive institutions, yet resist austerity and reject the idea that environmental action is merely anti-capitalist sabotage.
You are neither a follower nor a loner: agreement with your Centre-leaning circle is only occasional. JamieMurray is your natural ally on economy and environment, while HoneyBodger exposes your fault line — shared ground on economics, but real distance on governance and immigration.
Your next ten votes will test whether the enforcer remains the servant of equality, or starts outranking it; the picture will sharpen every time you vote.
11 August 2026 · after 124 votes
The Orderly Egalitarian
11 August 2026 · after 124 votes
The Orderly Egalitarian
You are a centre-left voter with an unusually hard edge: welfare, climate action and intervention in the economy matter deeply, but so do immigration control, public order and institutional authority. You are not voting for laissez-faire; you are voting for fairness with boundaries, where a stronger safety net is matched by stronger expectations of the state and those living under it.
You were The Hard-Border Egalitarian; you have not abandoned that identity, but sharpened it into a more explicit order-and-accountability politics. Recent votes on deportation, welfare restrictions, religious schools and prison release show the border instinct widening into a broader demand for discipline, while bank taxes and climate action keep the egalitarian core intact.
You usually travel with the national majority, but your coalition is more unusual than your headline position suggests: left on the safety net and green investment, right on migration, justice and governance. You sided with the UK against early release and uncontrolled migration, yet your appetite for taxing banks and backing climate action puts you firmly to the left of the country’s economic mood.
Your circle averages Centre, and you are near Slawomir in spirit, especially on rights and personnel — though welfare and energy expose the gap. HoneyBodger is your sharpest clash: you meet on the economy, but part ways over governance and welfare, suggesting you are not following a tribe so much as assembling your own disciplined left.
Your open question is whether authority remains the means to protect solidarity, or starts competing with it; ten more votes will show which side wins. This profile sharpens every time you vote, and the more of the record you build, the truer the picture becomes.
8 August 2026 · after 108 votes
The Hard-Border Egalitarian
8 August 2026 · after 108 votes
The Hard-Border Egalitarian
You want a more protective, greener UK: housing people can afford, welfare that does not abandon anyone, and serious action on climate and care. But your egalitarianism comes with a hard perimeter — lower migration, naval enforcement against small boats, tougher justice and stronger constitutional control; “fair” must also mean legitimate and disciplined.
A while back, you were The Guardrailed Egalitarian; you have not abandoned that project, but you have become more openly hard-border and enforcement-minded. Your support for Reform over Labour, the death penalty and foreign-donation registers sharpens the guardrails, while social-care protection keeps the egalitarian core intact.
You usually travel with the national majority, but not because you simply follow the mood: you side with the country on welfare protection and border enforcement while resisting referendums as a cure-all. Your sharpest tension is clear — economically left, yet more punitive and restrictive than your overall politics suggests.
You run with your circle only part of the time, averaging just under two agreements in three. JamieMurray is your natural ally, especially on immigration and housing; Slawomir is the revealing clash — you meet on rights and immigration, but part ways over the welfare and housing settlement.
The open question is whether your borders-and-order instinct remains the perimeter of a generous politics, or starts redrawing its centre. Ten more votes will sharpen that answer and make this living picture truer still.
5 August 2026 · after 93 votes
The Guardrailed Egalitarian
5 August 2026 · after 93 votes
The Guardrailed Egalitarian
You are a centre-left egalitarian who wants public power used decisively on welfare, housing and the environment, not left to markets or good intentions. But your solidarity has boundaries: you vote firmly right on immigration and constitutional questions, and your latest ballots add a demand for welfare scrutiny and debt discipline.
You have moved from The Hard-Boundary Egalitarian to The Guardrailed Egalitarian: broadly the same centre-left project, but sharper about the conditions holding it together. The deficit ban, benefit transparency and willingness to cut welfare and foreign aid for debt suggest that redistribution now comes with a stronger insistence on legitimacy and limits.
You usually travel with the UK majority, joining it on 43 of your recent votes, but you are not merely following the national mood. You backed a possible EU rejoin vote when the country leaned against it, while your defining tension remains distinctly yours: expansive social provision alongside hard boundaries on membership and national authority.
Your circle averages out at Centre, while you are more committed to welfare, housing and environmental intervention than its median voter. JamieMurray is your natural ally on immigration and housing; Slawomir is where the mask slips — shared ground on rights and immigration, but a real split over welfare and housing.
Your open question is whether fiscal restraint becomes the gatekeeper for your egalitarianism, or merely its insurance policy. Ten more votes will test that boundary, and each one will make this living picture of you harder to mistake.
3 August 2026 · after 78 votes
The Hard-Boundary Egalitarian
3 August 2026 · after 78 votes
The Hard-Boundary Egalitarian
You are a centre-left voter with a distinctly unsentimental edge: generous on welfare, wealth and public investment, but firm on borders, national authority and social order. You want redistribution without drift — a stronger safety net, cheaper homes and cleaner energy, alongside lower migration and rules that apply evenly.
You were The Rights-First Redistributor; you have not abandoned that blend, but you have sharpened its boundary line. Your latest votes reinforce economic intervention while making your immigration stance more explicit, even as rejecting the abolition of the EHRC and permanent bans for offenders shows you are no authoritarian by reflex.
You are neither a habitual rebel nor a safe majority voter: your record lands about as often against the UK as with it. You join the country on lower migration, but part company with its appetite for easier development, permanent political punishment and nostalgic appeals to “traditional” values.
You run slightly ahead of your Centre-leaning circle rather than simply following it. JamieMurray is your natural ally, while Slawomir exposes the fault line: you agree on immigration and rights, but diverge sharply when welfare and the economy ask whether solidarity should come first.
The open question is whether your hard boundary stays a protective frame for egalitarianism or begins to steer the whole project rightward. Ten more votes will sharpen that answer — and make this living picture truer each time you return.
2 August 2026 · after 62 votes
The Rights-First Redistributor
2 August 2026 · after 62 votes
The Rights-First Redistributor
You want a more redistributive UK — wealth taxes, stronger welfare, rent controls and public investment — but not a permissive one. Your sharpest conviction is the pairing: help people materially, then enforce the rules firmly, especially on immigration, justice and constitutional authority.
A while back, you were The Redistributive Traditionalist; now you are a sharper Rights-First Redistributor, with the same economic core but a more defined insistence on borders, institutional restraint and cultural boundaries. Your newer votes show the balance holding: environmental and wealth-tax intervention alongside migrant force, gunboats and opposition to publicly funded gender-affirming treatment.
You are no habitual dissenter: you have often landed with the UK majority, but your record is split rather than tribal. Where the nation wanted easier development, more oil drilling or lighter planning constraints, you resisted — a left instinct that survives even when your views on immigration and justice pull decisively right.
You run only loosely with your Centre-leaning circle, agreeing just over half the time. JamieMurray is your closest ally, while Slawomir is the telling clash: you lock step on Rights and Immigration, but part ways on Welfare and Education.
The open question is whether your cultural-right edge hardens further or your redistributive economics keeps pulling you left; ten more votes will sharpen that fault line and make the whole picture truer.
30 July 2026 · after 46 votes
The Redistributive Traditionalist
30 July 2026 · after 46 votes
The Redistributive Traditionalist
You're a wealth-tax, rent-controls, tuition-fees-abolished voter who also thinks wokeness is killing the country, wants faith schools funded and English celebrated — a Britain that redistributes hard but doesn't apologise for its own culture while doing it.
The Cautious Enforcer was built on thin data and a law-and-order instinct paired with welfare sympathy; that welfare sympathy has hardened into genuine economic leftism (wealth tax, rent controls, free tuition), while the "enforcer" streak has curdled into something more openly cultural — wokeness, faith schools, the death penalty, English-only publications. Same skeleton, sharper edges.
You mostly run with the country — siding with the majority on 20 of 28 recent votes — but your dissents are pointed: you rejected criminalising false racism claims and workfare litter-picking when Britain backed both comfortably, and you'd axe the Scottish parliament when most of the UK wouldn't.
You agree with the people you follow only just over half the time, which is thin loyalty for a follow list. Slawomir is your real ally — lockstep on rights and governance, though welfare splits you — while HoneyBodger is the persistent clash, matching you only on justice and diverging hard on welfare and governance.
The open thread from before — does order-vs-care resolve or stay split — has resolved into economics-left, rights-right, and that's the story now: cast a few more votes and we'll see if the cultural-right streak keeps hardening or the redistributive instinct pulls it back toward the centre. Every vote you cast sharpens this picture, and a fresh read lands next week.
22 July 2026 · after 10 votes
The Cautious Enforcer
22 July 2026 · after 10 votes
The Cautious Enforcer
You want the state tough where it matters — judges with less wiggle room, force ready over the Falklands, no social-media companies hiding behind "we didn't know" — but you haven't gone cold on the state's caring side, backing higher National Insurance to bring the retirement age down and a 9pm junk-food ad ban. It's law-and-order Britain with a welfare cushion still under it.
You're not a contrarian by instinct — you sided with the majority on six of your ten recent votes — but where you break, you break with conviction: against building on the greenbelt when most of Britain shrugged, and against online voting when the country was lukewarm either way. You're less a rebel than someone who picks fights on the things you've actually decided matter.
You follow a crowd that leans centre-left, yet you only agree with them half the time — a genuine gap, not noise. Slawomir is your closest read, agreeing with you seven times in ten; HoneyBodger is nearly the opposite, barely aligning three times in ten, suggesting you're pulling rightward against at least one voice in your own feed.
Five scored votes is early days — the throughline (order first, care second) is there, but thin. Cast a few more and this profile will start telling you things about yourself you haven't noticed yet — check back next week and watch the picture sharpen.